A farmer went into town for market day and sold everything but a small goose. Afterward, he decided to go see a movie while in town. At the movie theatre, the ticket girl took one look at the goose and said, "You can't take the bird inside, mister."
The farmer went around the corner, stuck the bird under his coveralls, and headed back to the theater. During the movie, the goose started getting restless, so the farmer unzipped his fly so the bird could stick his head out for some fresh air.
Sitting next to the farmer were two little old ladies. One turned to the other, whispering, "Minnie, I thought when you'd seen one, you'd seen 'em all, but I'll be damned if the one on the guy next to me ain't eating my popcorn!"
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