Bird Jokes

Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy!

Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk...

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best. T...

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant w...

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

How does an elephant climb a tree? He hides in ...

The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes.

The FAA has a device for testing the strength o...

As I rowed my little boat Toward the river shore, A small black bird kept me from landing, Quoth the raven, never moor.

As I rowed my little boat Toward the river shor...

Q: What's the strongest bird?

Q: What's the strongest bird? A: A crane.

Q: What do you give a sick bird?

Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment.

Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

Q: What's the difference between bird flu and s...

TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.

TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A T...

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

What's the difference between swine flu and bir...

Teacher: "Okay, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line.

Teacher: "Okay, there are five birds sittin...

Five doctors went duck hunting one day.

Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Include...

Q: How does an elephant climb a tree?

Q: How does an elephant climb a tree? A: He hid...

Why did the bird go to the theater?

Why did the bird go to the theater? She wanted ...

Some Good News The parachute company says you'll get a full refund.

Some Good News The parachute company says you'l...

A math teacher had a bird, and he trained it to talk.

A math teacher had a bird, and he trained it to...