What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Bird Jokes
What do you call a bird born in the 90s?
A millennial falcon.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cuz it had a frickin BIRD BRAIN! For crying out...
There were once people known as Trids...
There were once people known as Trids, very sim...
"Hey lady!"
A woman is walking her normal route to work and...
THE CAT AND THE LAB
A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veter...
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seein...
sure the early bird may get the worm...
but the second mouse gets the cheese
"Turkey!" "What??"
"TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY", "WHAT IS IT" the turkey...
How the Pirate got his patch
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender say...
Reunion
Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since...
The early bird gets the worm...
but the second mouse gets the cheese!
High School Reunion
Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since...
The lady kept her parrot in the kitchen. One day she opened a pack of frozen chicken parts.
She dumped the parts in a pan and said, "What a...
A small boy gets visits from a fortune telling crow..
One morning as Ben was waking up before riding ...
What's the difference between swine flu and avian flu?
Bird flu needs tweet-ment and the swine flu nee...
A librarian is working away at her desk when sh...
The worst racist joke I can think of.
A black man and a parrot walk into a bar
The B...
Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A: One requires tweetment, the other requires o...
Three blondes come across some tracks...
The first blonde examines them and exclaims tha...
A warning to all truck drivers and bird lovers
Researchers for the Swansea Authority found ove...
Did some stand up at a bird sanctuary...
They were eating out of the palm of my hands.
I saw a pirate on the street the other day
"Oh my gosh, are you a pirate?"
"Aye, I be a p...
What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?
A falcon genius.