Bee Jokes

Bee Jokes

A few of my favorite anti jokes.

What's green and has 4 wheels?

Grass, I lied a...

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

The Bee

There once lived a bee named barry. Barry was a...

A woman got stung by a bee on the golf course

As she was allergic to bee stings, she frantica...

What's worse than one bee?

Two bees.

What's worse that two bees?

Three b...

Jokes

What is a good bee joke

Little Johnny's Flashcards

One day in kindergarten little Johnny was takin...

Once a bird asked a bee...

Bird: after a continuous hard-work, you prepare...

Explain joke

What is a bee's favorite game?
Hive and seek

Jokes

What did the lion say to the bee

A woman gets stung by a bee on the golf course.

She rides back up to the pro shop to try to get...

Puns

What is a bee pun

Jokes

Did you hear about the bee in a cup

Yesterday my wife got stung by a bee while golfing

I asked where, and she informed me it was betwe...

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hat...

Joke

What is a bee favorite band

While out golfing, a woman gets stung by a bee.

She goes into the clubhouse, and says to the ma...

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.