What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?
Their GPA drops
Bee Jokes
TIFU by picking up a dead bee.
It wasn't. Now my thumb hurts.
Two beekeepers were chatting...
"How many bees do you have?" said the first bee...
Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song?
Chive Talkin'
If you have a bee in your hand what do you have in your eye?
Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A young woman was taking golf lessons...
and had just started playing her first round of...
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards
What do Michelle Obama and the lead singer of The Police have in common?
They're both similar to insects! (FLOTUS like a...
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee...
...go to bed at 3 AM as if you did not have to ...
What's worst than one bee sting?
Two bee stings
What's worst than two bee sting...
What kind of bee produces milk?
A BOOBEE!
A queen bee is hungry. She calls to a worker bee for some food. The response?
"I'm coming, honey!"
What does a bee do with his stinger at night?
Put it in his honey.
Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, h...
Why did the terrorists put the bee keepers head in a cage of bees?
They wanted to beehead him. ????
A boy and his father are playing catch
A boy and his father were playing catch in the ...
What's your favorite kind of Bee?
Mine is the Boo-Bee...
Where do bee's go to the bathroom?
At the BP station.
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