There once lived a bee named barry. Barry was a very smart bee, he went through all of school with straight A's. He majored in law, and eventually ran for president. He became the president of the bee hive.
Barry, unsatisfied with his accomplishments, goes on to go through human school, first learning how to speak english, and getting a megaphone to speak to the humans. Again, he goes through school with a perfect GPA and goes on to become the president of the U.S.A. At the party after the election, Barry needed a drink so he went for a beer, but the line was pretty long at the keg. He decided to get punch, and saw that there was no Punch Line!
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