Bee Jokes
I was so upset - I lost the spelling bee when I couldn't spell "Armageddon"
But my friend said "don't worry, it's not the e...
Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
What did the bee call his military mission?
"Operation pollination"
Last night I thought I heard the spring onions singing Bee Gees songs in my fridge.
When I opened the door I realised it was just t...
What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?
They get bee'd up
What type of bee makes milk?
A boo-bee
Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?
Because honey is what you find at the end of be...
I never liked Bee Movie...
It promotes beestiality
A teacher asks her student
Teacher: What does a Bee gives us?
Student: H...
There was a man named Tim...
And he had a pretty unique but low paying job. ...
A bee jerks off all over some Cheerios.
Its Honey Nut.
An emperor is on his death be and is seeking somebody worthy to take his place...
He arranges for men who think they are worthy t...
How do you scare a bee?
Boo bee. (Boobie - get it? - courtesy of my kids)
I got stung by a bee the other day.....
£15 for a jar of honey!
Walked past the fridge today and heard some onions singing the Bee Gees...
...turns out it was just some Ch-ch-ch-chivvvee...
What does a bee style his hair with?
A honey comb!
I was once paid to scare the Gibbs brothers' horses...
so I gave the Bee Gees GGs the heebie jeebies
What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to ret...
What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee?
Alphabet Soup.
Barry the Bee
There once lived a bee named barry. Barry was a...
A group of primary school students were participating in a local spelling bee.
A keen young boy steps before the judges and is...