Bee Jokes

Bee Jokes

I was so upset - I lost the spelling bee when I couldn't spell "Armageddon"

But my friend said "don't worry, it's not the e...

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of be...

I never liked Bee Movie...

It promotes beestiality

A teacher asks her student

Teacher: What does a Bee gives us?

Student: H...

There was a man named Tim...

And he had a pretty unique but low paying job. ...

How do you scare a bee?

Boo bee. (Boobie - get it? - courtesy of my kids)

I got stung by a bee the other day.....

£15 for a jar of honey!

Walked past the fridge today and heard some onions singing the Bee Gees...

...turns out it was just some Ch-ch-ch-chivvvee...

I was once paid to scare the Gibbs brothers' horses...

so I gave the Bee Gees GGs the heebie jeebies

Barry the Bee

There once lived a bee named barry. Barry was a...

A group of primary school students were participating in a local spelling bee.

A keen young boy steps before the judges and is...