Bee Jokes

Bee Jokes

What did the bee ask to the bear?

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A bee walks into a bar

He sits down and starts chatting up the bar kee...

If the wasp hadn't of stung me I wouldn't have killed it.

The lesson learned is that violence bee gets vi...

The Queen Bee has up to 40 sexual partners a day.

Jay Z found his 100th problem then.

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives


Badum tsh

This is a story...Ali about how...

butler: Sir, I am so sorry to have to tell your...

Why did Muhammad Ali pass away?

Too many bee stings

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

A Jewish Samurai [Long]

Once upon a time there was a competition in Jap...

A young woman

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had j...

If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye?

Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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Go away bee, don't bother me.

A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering ...

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Spelling Bee

It's cup final day and three boys in the class ...

So There's This Bumble Bee [LONG]

He lives in a hive that is looking for a new le...

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Selling the Farm

A farmer and his wife decide to sell their land...