So There's This Bumble Bee [LONG]

He lives in a hive that is looking for a new leader. He works day and night to become the new leader of this hive. Unfortunately the role as leader goes to this bumble bee that was just popular but never did anything. So our bumble bee decides to leave the hive

He decides he wants to go to school. He enrolls in school and graduates with a 4.0 GPA and goes on to Harvard university. He graduates Harvard with another 4.0 GPA and is 1st in his class rank.

Our bee decides he wanted to use his knowledge to help the people. he becomes the governor of the state and eventually becomes the president. He is the best president the U.S has ever had. He helps end all wars and achieves world peace, finds the cure for cancer and even the cure for a broken heart. Unfortunately when his second term came to a new end, he had to leave office. Everyone was sad. Even the new president elected was sad our bee was leaving.

After being the president and cleaning up the world, he started to think about his family and the hive he left. He hadn't visited them in years and wondered what had happened. So he went back to the hive wondering what everyone will be like and if he will belong. When he got there he was shocked. The hive was in terrible shape. It was worse than ever. Our bee takes over as leader and turns the hive back around. The hive is now in the best shape of its existence.
It took many years to clean up but to him it was worth it and he was finally home.

One hot day after a long days work he decided to go to the water spring because he was thirsty. But when he got there, there was a line. The line went on for miles. Our bee calculates how long it would take until it would be his turn and determines it would take 4 hours! So he goes to find the other water spring but to his suprise there is an even longer line! He calculates that the time it would take for him to have his turn and calculates it would take a whole day.Desperate and out of options he remembers an old fruit punch tree he used to go to when he was a baby. So he ventures out to the fruit punch tree and when he gets there, there's no punchline!

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