Wasp Expert
The world expert on European wasps was strolli...
Bee Jokes
If you have Bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?
Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the Bee...
What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?
Haram-bee
TIL there is a special kind of honey Muslims cannot eat.
It is made by the Haram Bee.
What did the sushi say to the bumblebee?
Wassssaaa-bee?
How do you catch a slutty bee?
With a hornet.
What do you call a bee that never dies?
A zomBEE!
Honey bee: Why there are different types of blood groups?
Mosquito: So we can enjoy different flavors.
What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?
They're both filled with Royal Jelly.
A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight
The vitamin B1
Today I learned Muslims are not allowed to eat honey from a specific breed of bee, as it goes against the teachings of the Koran.
The forbidden honey comes from a breed of bee t...
A man was driving down the road...
... and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a ...
BP
Where does a bee go to the bathroom?
At a BP St...
I swallowed a live bee the other day
It turned into quite an intra-sting situation.
An Asian boy gets stung by a bee....
He tells his father who says - "Why you get stu...
I was walking along when I stepped on a Bee
Now it's a Bb. Honestly, it was accidental.
Seriously Funny
My credit card was stolen & my rating actually ...
What kind of bee can make milk?
Boobies
Beeoligist
Is that a bee or a wasp?
I don't know I'm not a...
What type of Bee gives Milk?
A BooBee!
THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfrien...
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of...
A couple walk Into the clubhouse after a round of golf.
The pro asks "how was you round?" The husband s...