A bee walks into a bar

He sits down and starts chatting up the bar keep. Going on and on about how he'd never sleep with a woman unless she is 5'9" tall, has a 39" bust, an 18" waist, 33" hips and a size 3 shoe, weigh 110 pounds and have a BMI of 16.24. The bartender says "Hey man, if you don't stop glorifying and perpetuating unrealistic beauty standards in my establishment, you're gonna have to take a hike!" The bee says "I can't help it, I'm a Bar Bee!"

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