Bee Jokes

Bee Jokes

Walking down the street

I was walking home form work and I saw a bee cr...

I get chills down my spine every time I hear the song Stayin' Alive...

I don't know, there's something about the Bee G...

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

"Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

The joke my 9 year old brother made so much better.

What kind of bee is the most dangerous?

The He...

Rabbit TV

ESPN had the Natonal Spelling Bee on there.

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Hey, guys. Shall we get to it?

First up, big n...

A woman returned home from a round of golf.

Her husband asked how it went. She replied, "We...

Spelling bee in heaven.

A married woman named Harriet was very ill and ...

There was once three kingdoms.

Now the first kingdom was full of people saying...

A lady runs up to a golf pro giving a lesson ...

... and says "Help! I've just been stung by a ...

I heard German invented new DDR-memory...

It's called "cyclone bee"

Two bees met in a field.

Two bees met in a field. One said to the other,...

What is a baby bee?

What is a baby bee? A little humbug.