A bee is flying around looking for some nectar to make his honey and cannot find any. so this other bee buzzes up and says hey there's a bar mitzvah in that banquet hall over there and there's TONS of flowers in there you can get your nectar from! so the bee buzzes over the bar mitzvah in search of these flowers. an hour later he comes back wearing a yarmulke. the other bee buzzes up and says hey! why are you wearing that? to which the bee replies, i didn't want them thinking i was a WASP.
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