Bee Jokes

Bee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parro...

What is cleverer than a talking cat ?

What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spellin...

What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

What's the difference between a very old, shagg...

Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz o...

How do wasps send messages?

How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who...

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quart...

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin...

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on...

Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A...

What's a bee-line ?

What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance betwe...

First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can'...

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a be...

What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-h...

Who writes books for little bees ?

Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Pot...

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was...

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? ...

What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries ?

What's black, yellow and covered in blackberrie...

How does a queen bee get around her hive ?

How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She'...

What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along...

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumbl...

What did the bee say to the flower ?

What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !

What's a bees favourite flower ?

What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !

What did the confused bee say ?

What did the confused bee say ? To bee or not t...