There was once three kingdoms.

Now the first kingdom was full of people saying "Ehh!" all the time, so without being superbly creative, they called themselves the Kingdom of Ehh. The second kingdom, which farmed bees and their honey as the main form of currency and food, called themselves the Kingdom of Bee. And the third and final kingdom, which fished primarily, called themselves the Kingdom of Sea.

Now, the kingdoms were always debating on which one of them would get the highly profitable land in the middle, which was called Pythagorea. They debated for years and years about this, when finally a wise old man from a distant land came and suggested that they fight it out. Now the kings, being lazy as they were, decided to only send one squire per kingdom to fight; with the victor's kingdom owning the land. All three kings agreed to this, and started training their squires immediately.

The Kingdom of Ehh sent their squire, who had a slight potbelly and was commonly known around their town as being a slight drunkard. Being the lazy king that he was, the squire had received barely any training, but was extremely overconfident. The Kingdom of Bee sent their squire off too, and their semi-lazy king had trained the squire, but not enough. This one too suffered from overconfidence. However, the king of the Kingdom of Sea was the least lazy of them all, although the poorest, so he sent the best squire the kingdom could offer. This squire trained day and night to defeat the other two, for he had a wife and sons that he not only wanted to return to, but create a home for them in the new land. And so the three squires set off from their homeland in pursuit of one another.

When the three squires met, they ran towards each other and started fighting. It was a terrible battle, but it only lasted a couple minutes because the Kingdom of Sea's squire had defeated the other two quickly by stabbing them in the chest. As the two lay dying on the field, one squire said to the other: "We should have taken him on together." The other one replied: "We may not have even won then." The third squire then stood up majestically and said.: "You two are worth one of me. So on this day forth, let it be known:

"That Pythagorea's rule is that Ehh's squire plus Bee's squire equals Sea's squire."