Bee Jokes

Bee Jokes

Why did the eyeglasses model become a beekeeper?

He heard that beauty was in the eyes of the bee...

A woman is out playing golf...

...and she gets stung by a bee. It's annoying,...

What did the sushi say to the bee?

WASABI.



Ah, best lame joke ever.

Why did the bee put on a yarmulka

He didn't want anyone to think he was a WASP.

Little Billy and Sarah are two finalists at the spelling bee...

Sarah is up first.

Prompter: Sarah, your word...

There was once a bee that lived in a jungle.

So there once was this bee that lived in a jung...

Experimenting with sheep and bees.

Prof San Holo was busy at his lab. He was exper...

Old jokes about Russians ..from Soviet times... from Lithuania.

Few Days after Jurij Gagarin went to space and ...

What do you call a bee that lives in the US?

USB


^^ I'll show myself out...

Why was the bee sent out of class?

Because he was beehiving badly.

A man was out of gas on the side of the road...

A man was pulled over on the side of the road, ...

The story of the upvote

DAT SHAT be unin a gut tiiime we needsa usa dea...

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

Little Johnny

It's spelling bee day and Teacher has it down t...

What are some of the first jokes you ever heard?

Mine is "What kind of bee's make milk. Boobies!...

My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me.

What kind of bee's make milk?


Boo-bee's

A woman is golfing with some friends.

After sinking her first putt, she's on her way ...