A man was pulled over on the side of the road, out of gas and stranded. He rolled down his window and a bee flew in. It landed on his dashboard and asked, "Why are you pulled over?"
"I'm out of gas", said the man.
"Alright, just wait right here", said the bee. It flew away and returned a few minutes later with a whole swarm of bees. The bees flew into his gas tank and, a few minutes later, flew back out. "Try it now", said the bee.
The man turned his keys in the ignition and the car started. "Wow!", he exclaimed, "What did you put in my gas tank?"
The bee replied, "BP"
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