Little Billy and Sarah are two finalists at the spelling bee...

Sarah is up first.

Prompter: Sarah, your word is dumb. Please spell it and use it in a sentence.

Sarah: D-U-M-B dumb. Billy is dumb.

Prompter: Good, now spell stupid

Sarah: S-T-U-P-I-D stupid. Billy is stupid.

Prompter: Correct, now Billy, spell dictate

Billy: D-I-C-T-A-T-E dictate. Sarah might say I'm dumb and stupid, but she also say my dic-tate good.

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