How to Catch a Bear.

Have you ever wanted to catch a bear? If you have, there are 4 simple steps to follow.

Step 1) Dig a big hole to catch the bear in.

Step 2) Cover the bottom of the hole in ashes so the bear doesn't get hurt when it falls in the hole.

Step 3) Sprinkle berries around the ring of the hole, because bears love berries.

Step 4) When the bear comes to eat the berries, kick it in the ash-hole.