A visually impaired Canadian is notified that a bear has broken into his house and is eating all his food.
He hurries home and into the kitchen, where he finds A: his hairy housemate and B: a bear.
But he doesn't know which is which!
"Shoot us both," the housemate says, "it's the only way you can be sure!"
"RRRRAAAAWWWRRR," says the bear.
...He doesn't shoot any of them, because firearms are dangerous and strictly regulated in Canada.
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