Panda in a restaurant
A panda walks into a restaurant, asking for a t...
Bear Jokes
A guy gets raped by a bear while hunting...
and the bear runs off before he can shoot it. ...
What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?
Same middle name!
What did the teddy bear say after dinner?
Im stuffed
A Panda Bear walks into a bar...
The Panda sits down and says, "Hey, Barkeep can...
Did you hear about the guy who died to a bear?
They were listening to some Tune-as, but the mu...
I went camping this weekend...
And realized yelling "BEAR!" At a campground is...
Why can't Smokey the Bear have kids?
Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with ...
A while back I was walking through the woods and found a body...
He must have gotten stuck in a bear trap or som...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see which one is best at his job.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see w...
Caught out in the wilderness without any toilet paper?
Just take a leaf out of Bear Gryll's book...
E...
A bear walked in the forest
Suddenly he saw a burning car.
The bear sat in ...
A bear walks into a bar.
He sits at the bar and orders a drink. The bar...
A bear walks into a bar.
When he get to the bar he says “I' ll have a ru...
I was walking in the woods the other day...
... when I ran into a bear and I accidentally p...
Mary and John are both living in a big apartment-house in New York City
One day they meet and instantly fall in love wi...
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice and line the edge with pe...
What do you call a bear that can't win?
A Chicago Bear
What do you call a Grizzly bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear!
What do you call a bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear
The friends ride up into the mountains...
"My legs are really starting to tire!" said Jef...
Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?
Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the b...
Why did the bear faint upon seeing his friend eat a donut?
He thought his friend was eating his own claw. ...
How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?
It had muscles.
A priest, a minister and a rabbi went to see...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see w...