A pastor goes hiking
and as he comes around a corner on the trail he...
Bear Jokes
I recently purchased a teddy bear for £10
And named it Mohammed, then sold it for £20.
M...
The CIA the FBI and the KGB hold a competition
The KGB, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to ...
Manyard Begley, a wealthy patent lawyer, had a lovely summer house in rural maine.
Manyard Begley, a wealthy patent lawyer, had a ...
What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?
You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I...
[Rhymer] What do you call the female bear version of a centaur?
Mare bear.
What should you do if you see one?
...
What happened to the man in crutches when he heard a punny joke
he couldn't bear to stand it.
How does a water bear sleep?
It Hydronates
What happened to the man in crutches when he heard a punny joke
he couldn't bear to stand it.
A while back I was walking through the woods and found a body...
He must have gotten stuck in a bear trap or som...
Two Campers and a Bear
Two campers are walking through the woods when ...
What's worse than a polar bear?
A bi-polar bear.
What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?
A polar bear.
What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?
Walk-a Walk-a
Why do polar bears get cold feet?
They walk around *bear*foot.
What's the dumbest animal in the desert?
The Polar Bear
A polar bear walks into a bar
A polar bear walks into a bar and finds a stool...
A Priest, a Minister & a Rabbi
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see w...
Two blondes are walking in a forest..
..when they come across some tracks.
The firs...
Did anyone hear about the Grizzly who was sick of giving birth to naked cubs?
She could barely bear to bear bare bare bears.
Zulu lu [NSFW]
John and Peter are visiting Amazon. While trave...