This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a girl wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen.
Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over and asks, "How do you get into those pants?".
The young woman looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start by buying me a drink..."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Glaci
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