Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

DUMB BLONDE


TWO BLONDES WALK INOT A BAR


WHAT DO THEY SAY...

Her Legs


There was three guys in a bar who were having ...

Thirsty vampire


a vampire walks into a bar and asks the barman...

Dying Wives!


"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a...

Crawling back home


An Irishman was drinking at the pub all night....

Ghostly Hump


Two drunks staggering home one night and one d...

A good bud is hard to find


Q: What's the difference between men and beer?...

Mr Potato had three daughters all wanting...


Mr Potato had three daughters all wanting to g...

Betcha $500.00!


A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle i...

Leaving Early


Three girls all worked in the same office with...

Guiness and women


This is very upsetting for you guys. Research ...

Karate Chop


There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinki...

The man and a donkey at a bar!


One day a man and a donkey walked into a bar a...

How Many Men to Open


How many men does it take to open a beer? None...

Pervert and pick pocket


whats the difference between a pervert and a p...

3


three men are walking in a forest and a pack o...

Q: there are a black guy and a spanish guy...


Q: there are a black guy and a spanish guy in ...

Up


What goes up but never comes down.


...

Seeing eye dogs


Two men are walking their dogs and come to a b...

Give Me A ....


A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a...

This blonde just got done drinkin so she walks...


This blonde just got done drinkin so she walks...

Stone


what do hindus worship?
obivosly stone!!lol

Spanish Proverb


One drink is just right, two are too many, thr...

A neutron walks into a bar


A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer,"...

Dead Duck


There was this duck that walked into a bar and...