Leaving Early


Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day,
they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the
boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or
came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?


The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent
playtime with her son, and went to bed early.


The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before
meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her
husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her
husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her
house.


The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave
early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them. "No
way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

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