this guy walks into a bar and orders a shot.the bartender gives it to him.the guy pays for it gulps it down. he orders a second pays for it gulps it down and this time looks into his pocket.after about the seventh drink he looks into his pocket gets up and leaves. well the bartender being curious asks him why he kept looking in his pocket.the guy says i got a picture of my dear old wife in there, when she starts looking good i know its time to go home.
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