Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the ocean...


yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the ocean...

What Happened in Texas


A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloo...

Your Mama so Fat


Your Mama so fat the back of her neck looks li...

The counter-lunch


There once was this guy who walked into a bar ...

A Million Ducks


A man walks into a bar, sits down at a bar sto...

Uncle Johnny


One day Adam's teacher told the class that eve...

Listen before you speak


3 backpackers, an Englishman,a Welshman and an...

FUnny


HI My NAME IS LACEY AND THIS IS A FUNNY joke!!

Your mama


your momas so fat she lays her shirt out to dr...

Confused drunk


A man came staggering into a bar and said, I w...

Your so dumb


-your so dumb you put a key on the board and c...

Surprise package


A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed th...

Horses Dancing In A Bar


One day a horse danced in a bar. The bar tende...

Fat girl


A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, ...

Super man


a guy is sitting at a bar on the 35 floor of a...

Your mama so fat


your mama so fat,her belt is the size of the e...

2 people walk into a bar...


2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Picking up chicks


A very good looking man walks into a singles b...

Looking to buy a frog?


A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender,...

Teachers


the teacher told the student: you should brush...

How do pronounce


Q: How do you pronounce " Agency ""?
A: Aegea...

How do you..........


HOW DO YOU CASTRATE A REDNECK?


kICK HIS SITE...

Women with duck


Women goes into a bar with a duck under her ar...

A woman walks into a bar


a woman walks into a bar and says ow!!!


it w...

Coach


Why did the football coach go to the bank?


A...