Uncle Johnny

One day Adam's teacher told the class that everyone must find out a moral for
the next day's class.


One boy came in and said, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch�.


The second boy said, "Don't judge a book by its cover."


Then Adam came in with a broken jaw and black eyes and said, "I asked my Uncle
Johnny for a moral, and he told me to shut up. I told him he had to help me
because it was homework." The teacher said, "What is the moral, Johnny?"


� DON�T MESS WITH UNCLE JOHNNY WHEN HE'S DRINKING!!!''