a guy is sitting at a bar on the 35 floor of a skyscraper and orders a tall mug of beer. he gulps it down and jumps out the window! five minutes later he comes back and orders another mug of bear and jumps out the window. another five minutes later he comes back and orders another beer and drinks it. he starts running to jump out the window and a guy yells wait. the guy stops and the man who called him asked how he jumps out the window and dosnt get hurt. he replies"you drink some beer and it creates bubbles in your stomach letting you float safly to the ground" the other guy now orders a beer and jumps out the window. then the bartender says to the original guy " Superman your mean when your drunk."
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