Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

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WHAT DO YOU CALL A MILLION BLACK PEOPLE STANDI...

Cooking Turkey


20 Easy Steps to Cook a Turkey1. Go and buy a ...

Yo house


Yo house is so dirty that the roaches and rats...

what does a guy say when he walks into a bar...


what does a guy say when he walks into a bar ...

This tells me that I must be drunk


A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Th...

Poo


poo

BED-I AM COVERED...


BED-I AM COVERED

In and out of puddles


A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He...

Mikes jokes


one day a mushroom walks into a bar, the barte...

why was the ghost allways at the bar?...


why was the ghost allways at the bar?
He was ...

God-awful Pickup Line


Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I ca...

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Chilly


your so dumb you heard someone say it was chil...

Light ale


Why wasn't the brewer hurt when a barrel of be...

Basketball


What do you call two mexicans playing basketba...

Dentist picks up


A guy and a girl met at a bar.


They're getti...

You're Passionate


Two police officers saw an old woman staggerin...

The dumb blonde


how do you know a blonde is having a bad day?
...

yore mum is so stupid she got locked in the...


yore mum is so stupid she got locked in the su...

Dentist


A guy and a gal meet at a bar. They get along...

Guy walks into a bar


So a guy walks into a bar... OUCH!

Animals


Whats Black White and red all over?


A pengui...

Three guys


Three guys walk up to a bar, the two dumb guys...

A nun? Drinking!


Sister mary katherine lived in a convent, a bl...

You must drink LESS


A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barm...