Sadest thing in the world
whats the sadest thing in the world?
two bol...
Bar-drinking Jokes
Yo mama so old
yo mama is so old she got an autographed bible
Book joke
Father:Why did you put a hole in the book?
s...
Walk into Bar
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducked.
What would look good on you
Do you know what would look good on you? Me!
Dazzy Devil
a reesent studdi has chown thet peaple hoo arr...
Six foot tall cockroach
One day a man was sitting in his living room w...
Horse
The horse walked into a bar.
Then the barten...
Mom with one arm
Your mom has one arm and she swims in circles
Gold Bar
A man went out drinking with his friends and c...
Bar
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender ...
why is crow black?...
why is crow black?
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Big Guy and Little Guy
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, dr...
The bike joke
who rides bikes the most? male or female
fem...
Phones
what do you call a person with a mobile phone?...
Bar
three men walk into a bar you would think the...
Driving While Intoxicated
It seems the gentleman had over-imbibed at a p...
Egg, bacon
egg and bacon walk into a bar. bartender says ...
Man in bar
A man and his wife stopped in at a bar, sat do...
Light
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with ...
A man takes the ferry home from work
John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York an...
Bar
I walked in to a bar with a giraffe and it get...
He is a very fast drinker
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a s...
A blind man
A blind man and his dog walks into a bar.The b...
Never drink and drive
One night, a police officer was staking out a ...