Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Flying pill


A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw a...

Dumb drunk


A guy walks into a bar and he orders a whiskey...

Two piggies walk into a bar...


Two piggies walk into a bar, get drunk and ask...

Taking it literally


A Panda walks into a bar and asks the bartende...

Spent Paycheck


Wife: Okay, today's Friday. Where's your pay e...

The bar


when a guy walks into a bar what is the first ...

Lunch


A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders a ...

American Indian


A guy traveling through the prairies of the US...

3 pints please


An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders...

I get so drunk that I imagine things


The drunk was floundering down the alley carry...

A duck walks into the bar and ..........


A duck walks into a bar and said to the bar me...

Cooking Turkey


20 Easy Steps to Cook a Turkey


1. Go and buy...

Tough Mice


Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about...

Getting Served at a Pub


The landlord of a pub, is just locking up, whe...

A Rainbow of Devotio


A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsma...

why did the horse walk over the wall...


why did the horse walk over the wall

Trouble at the local bar...


A guy goes into a bar and says, "Quick, gimme ...

Gorilla


A gorilla walks into a bar, pulls up a stool, ...

Hit the Monkey


2 guys go into a bar. One guy said to the othe...

Betcha $500


A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle i...

Scotch


A man walked into a bar and ordered a 12-year-...

Blondes on tour


three blondes stranded on a island. they find ...

Shine On, You Crazy


How many Frat boys does it take to change a li...

Food poising


Did you hear about micheal jackson getting foo...

Bartender Help


An armless man walked into a bar which is empt...