Six foot tall cockroach

One day a man was sitting in his living room watching TV when all of a sudden
the doorbell rang. The man then went to the door to see who was there. When he
opened the door he found a six-foot cockroach standing in front of him.The
cockroach then proceeded to punch him in the face and leave. The next day the
man was sitting in his living room watching TV when
then the doorbell rang. The man answered the door and then again found he
staring at the same cockroach that had hit him the day before. Then the
cockroach kicked him in the shin and poked his eye out and then proceeded
to leave. The next day the man was AGAIN sitting in his living room
watching TV when the doorbell rang. And yet AGAIN the same cockroach was
standing there. Then the cockroach stabbed him several times and then
yet again proceeded to leave. This time the man managed to drag himself to his
phone and call the police. He was taken to the nearest hospital and was kept
there over night. The next day the doctor came in to talk to the man about what
happened the night before.� Tell me son�, the doctor asked�, what happened last
night?"
� I was attacked by a six-foot cockroch!",the man replied.
� Yeah,I heard there was a "nasty bug" going around."