Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Deadbeat in a Bar


A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sa...

Do not drink


A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. Aft...

A man goes into a bar


A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a s...

STUPID BLONDS


A BLOND AND HER FRIEND WALKED PAST THE YMCA AN...

Hang your parka


It's forty below zero one winter night in Alas...

BBar


A blonde walks into a bar and guess what she s...

her: hey can i check your tag


her: hey can i check your tag on your shirt?
...

Upholster


What would you call a drunk who works at an up...

5 spot in a bar


This five dollar bill walks into a bar and get...

Sadamm kills wife


Sadamm walks into his bedroom and pulls the sh...

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Steering wheel


So a guy walks into a bar with a steering whee...

Not a joke


I have been on your e-mail list for some time ...

Why?


Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer?

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Right Handle


While making love, the wife noticed her husban...

The best bar in the world...


A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a...

Taxidermist


A guy walks into a bar in Oklahoma and orders ...

Home work


the teacher asked the boy if she could have hi...

Spit on my beer


One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when ...

The Pirate and the Steering Wheel


A pirate walked into a bar with a steering whe...

Your momma


Your momma is so skinny she can hola hope with...

Marriage


In the first year of marriage, the husband tal...

Bar joke


what did the man say when he walked into the b...

Time To Go Home


A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at th...

Drunk Mrs. Fitzgeral


The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small c...