A gorilla walks into a bar, pulls up a stool, and orders a beer.
The bartender pours him a tall, frothy mug and says "That'll be five bucks."
As the gorilla is paying for his beer, the bartender adds "You know... we don't get many gorillas in here."
To which the gorilla replies, "At eight bucks a beer, it's no wonder..."
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