Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

A bear


A bear walked into a bar and the bar tendor sa...

Beer Brothers


An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender a...

Knock knock


knock knock


"whos there?"


Boo
"boo who"...

Why do black women smell bad?


because of the chicken an watermelon that that...

You so ugly


You so ugly the doctor slapped you your mother...

Yo momma's fat


Yo momma's so fat when she ply's "King of the ...

51 Days


a group of blonds came to a bar and chanted "5...

Your mum


Your mum is so fat she has to wear a mattress ...

English iris ans scottish man


theres an english man a scottish man and an ir...

Cheeseburger


A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey...

how do you kill a blonde...


how do you kill a blonde
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Gon


one nite 3 blonds go

Bright Bouncer


A long, long, time ago, when I was 19 or 20, I...

6 Shots of Whiskey


A young man walks up and sits down at the bar....

The wife is not speaking to me


A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a...

For the road


This guy walks into the bar with a piece of
t...

Yo momma so fat


yo momma so fat she stepped on a dollar and ma...

Give Me A Double


So this guy walks into a bar and says, "Gve me...

A man walk in a pets store and saya can i...


A man walk in a pets store and saya can i have...

Elefant


what do u give a elefant with diariya? lots of...

Male prostitute


what did the male prostitute say to the women ...

Californiacation


A Texan, a Californian and a Seattlite were al...

Two buddies are sitting at the bar


These two buddies are sitting at the bar in a ...

I'm trying to prove a point


A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night bef...

Ha ha ha


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