A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can.
He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink, so he puts a sign on it saying, " I spat in this beer, do not drink!".
After a few minutes he returns to find another sign next to his beer saying, " So did I!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Editted by Curtis
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