David is in a bar and he has had quite a few already. At two o'clock, last round is called, and although he knows he shouldn't, he drinks another beer, simply because they taste just too good.
After the final beer, he slides from his stool and immediately drops on the floor. This was not what he had expected. He knew he had some, but... He tries to get up but again he falls. After several more attempts, he gives up and decides to crawl home.
At the door of his house he realizes it is better not to stand up, since he will almost certainly fall over again and wake up his wife. So he crawls quietly inside to his bed and slips under the covers without awakening his wife.
The next morning his wife asks him furiously. "Were you drunk again last night"?
David is surprised and asks her how she knew.
"They just called from the bar. You left without your wheelchair again."
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