A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck, and he asks for a
pint. The bartender says ok.
Then the man asks whose in the lounge. And the bartender says 15 people
playing darts. So the man says get them a pint too.
Then he asks whose upstairs and the bartender says 150 people having a disco.
And the man says get them a drink too.
The bartender says to the man that will be $328 please. And the man says sorry
but I haven�t got that much money on me, and the bartender says, If you were
down in the pub a mile from here, they would of broke your neck.
And the man says, Vie all ready been there.
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