Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Afganistan


Whats the national bird of Afganistan?


DUCK!...

HUMOUR


HOW DID THE BABY GET RAPED !
IT SUCKED ON A ...

No natural light


This guy walks into the bar and tells the bart...

Jako


What have michale jackson and a play station 2...

Left Leg Right Leg


what did the left leg say to the right leg?
w...

Today at school we had loads of debates. in...


Today at school we had loads of debates. in hi...

Old


Your so old you pee rust and fart dust

Who can say this sentence?


The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bull...

Drunk


You're not drunk if you're not laying on the
...

Whiskey in the Jar


I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cella...

Missappropriated Chu


A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, onl...

Dear Alcohol...


Dear Alcohol,


First and foremost, let me te...

Italian women


how do italian women hold there liquer? by the...

I Bought Something for


The husband was not home at his usual hour, an...

For people who have seen Kung-Pow


What Do You get when you cross an owl with a b...

A college professor in a Bar


A college professor walked into a bar and said...

Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe


HOW TO COOK A THANKSGIVING TURKEY


STEP 1: G...

Not My Drink!


There's this guy on a bar, just looking at his...

Numbers


why 6 dont like 7?
ans- because seven hate ni...

Tough Bikers


A highly timid little man ventured into a bike...

Gold Bar


A man went out drinking with his friends and c...

The Top 15 Favorite Movies of Substance Abusers (Part II)


15> Lord of the Bongs: The Return of My Buz...

I Will Walk.


a man arived new from village with a lot of lo...

Panda in a Bar


A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the b...

Ur mommas so fat


ur mommas so fat that when she sits down shes ...