Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar... talking dog


A dog walks into a bar. He hops up on a bar st...

A Horse walks into a Bar


A Horse walks into a bar:
"Hey buddy," says t...

I think I'll try a nicer approach


Every night, after dinner, a man took off for ...

Can I Smell Something


A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next t...

If You Were my Husband


A woman at a party walked up to a man and told...

Taxman wins $1000


The local bar was so sure that its bartender w...

what is the coldest stadium in the premiership....


what is the coldest stadium in the premiershi...

Yo mammas.....


i farted loud like yo mommas burp

That's Willie


A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks 'D...

A drunk guy


this 1 guy walked into a bar and told the bart...

15 signs you drank too much


15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow ti...

Fly fillet


How do you filet a fly?


You unzip it and pul...

Steering wheel


So a guy walks into a bar with a steering whee...

Missappropriated Chump


A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, onl...

When it lays an egg


Q)If a ruster lays an egg on the peek of the r...

Know you're drunk


10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep fro...

Jar of Olives


McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martin...

Keonte joke


why is 6 scard of 7?because 7 anit 9.

A guy walks into a bar and asks...


A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beer...

3 guys


2 guys walk into a bar the 3rd guy ducks

Yo breath


Yo breath so hot instead of blowing out the ca...

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Reasons to allow drinking at work


The below are valid reasons as to why drinking...

A Good Bud is Hard target


What's the difference between men and beer? Wh...

Three Guys and A Bar


Three guys walk into a bar.


You'ld think the...