Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Crack up


What do you call a bee that makes milk?
A Boo...

Afraid not


a shoelace walks into a bar and asks for a dri...

a blonde and a brunette fall out of an airoplane....


a blonde and a brunette fall out of an airopla...

"You're Going to Die"""


A husband, let's call him Sam, and wife, let's...

Thinks he's me


A man had been drinking at the bar for hours w...

Just Keep Drinking!


A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to ...

Why


why

Misappropriated Chu


A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, onl...

Time To Go Home


A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at th...

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The egg


Why was the egg embarrased? Because his yolk w...

Fall-Down Drunk


A man, whose level of drunkenness was borderin...

Selling the Wife


A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the o...

JOKE...


JOKE


WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLIND DINISO...

What?


what do you call half a rabbit?
RAB!!

Three Pints


An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders...

Face cream


there was man walking down a road on his way t...

Bar Trouble


A Guy Walked Into A bar .....
OUCH !!!!!

Loose Women


Three women were sitting at a bar talking abou...

The total blonde


Q Why did the blonde bring a ladder into the b...

Maori


how to get a maori in a bath?put five cents in...

Marg ee


you are a freak!!!

Drunk driver?


A cop waited outside a popular pub hoping to n...

Seafood


Even if you hate seafood you can go on a seafo...