Snail in a bar
A snail walks into a bar and asks the bartende...
Bar-drinking Jokes
Two men in the Bar
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in ...
Jumper cables
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar, sits...
High on pot
if I was standing on the toilet would i be hig...
Attitude Towards Whiskey
A Congressman was once asked about his attitud...
Hit the Monkey
2 guys go into a bar. One guy said to the othe...
Yo momma
yo momma is so fat when she stepped out of the...
Yo momma's so ugly
Yo momma's is so ugly ,when she was born the d...
Glass house
yo momma is so stupid...she inserted a window ...
Ouch!!!
A man walks into a bar... OUCH!!!
Three men
Three men walk into a bar,You think one or the...
Potato down pants
There was a guy and he was at a bar all night ...
Amazing
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks th...
Floater
your in bed fast asleep u hear a noise u go do...
Knock knock joke
knock knock....whose there...me.....me who.......
Your momma so fat
your momma so fat when she stepped on a scale ...
Need Olives
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martin...
Small head
A guy walks into a bar and sees a man sitting ...
Bar Trouble
A Guy Walks Into A bar ....
OUCH !!!!!
Escape a dwi rap
Two rednecks are driving down the highway, dri...
New Years Resolutions
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop...
Irish DUI
Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted...
Whats the difference
Whats the difference between a "HOLD UP" and a...
Elephants
why do elephants have big ears? noddy wouldnt ...
"hot girl in the Bar
A guy walks into the bar and sits down next to...