A husband, let's call him Sam, and wife, let's call her Judy, go to the doctor for the sake of the husband and, after the doctor has fully examined Sam, comes out to talk with Judy about Sam's diagnosis.
"Whats the matter with my husband Doctor?"" Judy asks.
""He has a condition that is incurable. But there is one thing you can do that may help him live longer."" the Doctor led on.
""I'll do anything
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