The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the
bathroom and then left.
The second pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and
went to the bathroom and then left.
The third pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and was
just going to leave and the bartender asked if he was going to the bathroom and
the third little pig said "No I'm the little pig that goes wee all the way home"
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