Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

Beers for everyone!


A guy walked into a bar and said
"Beers for e...

Conspiracy


A man sitting in the bar found that the front ...

Bar and Pavement


A man from a construstion site walks into a ba...

Roses?


The Lone Ranger wanted to know that - why with...

Whiskey no worms


A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night bef...

Too Much Drink?


A man's been drinking in the bar alone for thr...

Get Your Ire Up


Three Englishmen were getting soused in a pub,...

Old Person


yo mamma is so old she has a social seceritey ...

Sink or Swim - depends on hair color.....


What do you call a blonde in the bottom of a s...

White Horse in a bar


A white horse walks into a bar, and the barman...

Saint Patrick's


SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and sati...

I'm Only Tribute


A man moves from Ireland to New York City, lea...

Nigro joaks


what does a blak santi clous say


yoyoyo

The Idiot


There were three guys stuck on an island, the ...

The bar and chain.


A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. ...

Drinking Problem


A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of...

Women pleasing dog


A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders...

Drunk Irish


A man stumbles up to the only other patron in ...

Saint Patrick's


SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and sati...

How Many Men to Open


How many men does it take to open a beer? ...

Yo mama so big that when she went bunji jumping...


Yo mama so big that when she went bunji jumpin...

Can I Buy You a Drin


A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I...

Having a Beer


A man walks into a bar and orders three beers....

The right watch


A man had a watch that didnt work. He ask his ...

Only an Alchie...


Two drunks are driving down the highway, drink...