One Drunken Night

A Drunken Night A guy wakes up in a drunken stupor, opening his eyes he sees
Claudia Schiffer on the bed next to him. He thinks this is a little odd, as he
doesn't remember a thing, let alone going to bed with her. He decides to get up
and get himself a drink from the fridge. He gets to the fridge and opens the
door and is faced with a large suitcase. He takes the suitcase out of the
fridge, puts it on the table and opens it to find $1 Million. This is just a
little too much for the guy who thinks he is losing his mind. He wonders if he
is hallucinating, so he goes to the window and draws back the blind. Outside on
his front lawn is the Klu Klux Klan and dangling from the tree is an open noose,
empty. They appear to be beckoning him and shouting.
Now the guy is really freaked out, he quickly draws the blind and turns
around.


In the corner of his kitchen is a leprechaun, obviously drunk as well.


He asks the leprechaun what is going on.


"Well," says the leprechaun, "I was drunk last night as well, and as I was
crossing the road, I was nearly run down. You ran across the road and pushed me
to safety, so I granted you three wishes in return for saving me."


"Well, I can guess the first one" says the guy, "Supermodel, bed, yeah I got
that one. What about the other two?"


"The money in the fridge?" says the leprechaun, "You asked for a cool
million."


"And them out there?" asks the guy,


"You said you wanted to be hung like a black man."