Just a few of them were around the house, but it was enough to greatly irk his wife, who urged him daily to get rid of them.
He said "look, they're not an awful lot, and they're irritating me too."
After some persuasion, he sat down and decided to get it over with. Just to gauge the size of the problem, he decided to count the number.
"One... two, uh- three..." he went on, as his wife was getting impatient. "...seven... eight..." -"ARE YOU DONE?!", his wife screamed. He responded, "hold on a second, I'm onto something here!"
"Nine, and...- **HONEY?**"
Happy that he was finally going to do something about it, his wife asked, "Did you get rid of them?"
He responded, "We don't need to!"
Puzzled, she asked, "Why?!"
He said, ecstatically, "We've got tenants!"
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