Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out huntin...
Animals Jokes
Mime's Job in the Zoo
One day a mime is visiting the zoo and attempt...
The smart monkey.
Thomas goes to the zoo to feed the monkeys. H...
Christmas Carol Parrot
A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday...
Because it's out of the high rent district.
Why do elephants live in the jungle?
Because ...
Chainsaw
This (Blonde) fellow is looking to buy a saw t...
All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from a Cow
1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
2. Don't cry ...
A good chess player
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to...
Daffy Goes Fishing
Daffy (a blonde duck) was a bit behind schedul...
Karate
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A...
Chicken crossin the road
why the chicken cross the road?
- he wanted t...
Blonde Bird Watcher
A blonde and her father are walking down a str...
Fleas
A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and h...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to ...
Dead Fish
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole...
Tough Mice
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty ro...
Q. What do elephants use for tampons?...
Q. What do elephants use for tampons?
A. S...
Call the Vet
A veterinarian had had a really rough day at h...
Q. What's the difference between roast...
Q. What's the difference between roast beef ...
Those Crazy Vermont Folk
Why do people in vermont were kilts?
Sheep ca...
Ants
how many ants are in an ant hill? how can yo...
Skunk
How many skunks does it take to stink up a room...
Fish On The Wall
What did the fish say when he hit a wall?
Dam!
Cow Bells
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns d...
Swimming with gators
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a ...