The Elephant
What do elephants wear when they goes swimming?...
Animals Jokes
Gone With The Schwinn
What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in c...
Cows
What do cows do for fun?
They multiply.
Three Blind Mice
Q: What's every cat's favorite song?
A: Three...
An amazing talking dog
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man pr...
Smart Dog
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse s...
Ducks and Elephants
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To put out fir...
The duck and the skunks
One day, two skunks were walking down the stre...
Purchasing a new bird
After many years of marriage, a husband has tu...
Q: Why do swimming teachers...
Q: Why do swimming teachers
like e...
Any Gators?
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a ...
Gum Crossing
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Becau...
The parrot
A JAMAICAN WALKS INTO THE DOCTORS WITH A PARRO...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
The skunk
Whats black and white but red allover?
A sku...
Sabi
how do u get sabrina to laugh on sunday?
Tel...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in...
a parrot on a plane
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised ...
Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial disease...
Vet Analysis
A man takes his rabbit to the vet and asks "Is...
If a cow takes a picture, how the picture...
If a cow takes a picture, how the picture come...
Instructions for Giving Your Cat a Pill
1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of y...
The dog with no legs
what do you call a dog with no legs?
no need ...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a ca...
Vet
A man runs into the vet's office carrying his ...